1. THOU SHALT NOT RETURN HOME FROM
ANY RESTAURANT WITHOUT A DOGGY BAG.
2. LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE–
(except for meals, snacks, & hugs).
3. KEEP-ITH IN MIND I’M A PUPPY AT HEART…
–LET’S PLAY!
4. THOU SHALT CARRY MY PICTURE IN THY
WALLET FOR BRAGGING PURPOSES.
5. YOU MAY TELL-ITH ME YOUR SECRETS-
(Dogs wagg-ith tails, not spread them).
6. THOU SHALT NEVER TRICK-ITH ME
INTO GOING TO THE VET.
7. KEEP-ITH IN MIND SOMEONE AS CUTE AS ME
IS ALMOST ALWAYS INNOCENT.
8. THOU SHALT NOT SCOLD ME FOR BARKING
AT MY ARCH ENEMIES…
(U.P.S. Guy, Mail Carrier, Meter Reader).
9. WHEN I NEED OUT, I NEED OUT-
NEVER LET ME BARK-ITH IN VAIN!
10. THOU SHALT ALWAYS STRIVE TO BE
AS HAPPY AS ME!
